Seinfeld episodes with/without objectionable content

2011-02-19T21:10:00.000-08:00

Yes, there actually are clean episodes of Seinfeld. :) As I find more, I will add them to this list.

Clean Episodes

The Andrea Doria
The Barber
The Bizarro Jerry
The Bottle Deposit Part 1
The Cafe
The Calzone
The Checks
The Couch
The Dog
The Fatigues
The Fire
The Foundation
The Marine Biologist
The Millenium (body suit man)
The Mom and Pop Store
The Muffin Tops
The Pez Dispenser
The Pitch
The Pledge Drive (man thought to be gay, people giving "the finger")
The Scofflaw
The Secret Code
The Soul Mate (Vasectomies integral to the plot)
The Soup
The Soup Nazi

Almost Clean Episodes

Good News Bad News
The Airport (model describes photoshoot)
The Butter Shave (d word, h word, mention of porn star)
The Chicken Roaster ("you should sleep with him")
The Doorman
The English Patient
The Face Painter
The Glasses (one use of s o b in the last line of the show)
The Handicap Spot (s o b)
The Invitations (death)
The Junior Mint (female body parts)
The Little Kicks (mentions film with excessive sexual content)
The Maestro
The Nap (using the mattress)
The Opposite ("are you sure you don't want to come up?", "sex with cleaning woman" and "moving in together")
The Pothole (scene w/ gf&bf in bathrobes)
The Race (George "lost his virginity")
The Reverse Peephole (implied adulterous affair)
The Seven (1 reference to sex)
The Statue (1 reference to sex)
The Stake Out (adult video discussed in first scene, Jerry calls himself a j....ss)
The Strike (hot date and sheets joke)
The Suicide (mention of swimsuit models nude, couple moving in together)
The Susie (fine until Mr. Pederman's comments at the memorial service toward the end)
The Ticket (1 reference to masterbation)
The Van Buren Boys (Jerry talks about spending the weekend with his gf)
The Visa (1 reference to sex)
The Wallet (sexual references)
The Wife (gf sleeping w/Jerry)

Definitely Not Clean Episodes

The Apartment
The Apology
The Blood
The Bris
The Caddy
The Cadillac (engaged couple living together, affair, reference to sex)
The Cartoon
The Cheever Letters
The Chinese Woman
The Cigar-Store Indian
The Comeback
The Diplomat's Club
The Ex-Girlfriend
The Fix-Up
The Fusilli Jerry
The Good Samaritan
The Gymnast
The Heart Attack
The Jimmy
The Kiss Hello
The Label Maker
The Library
The Little Jerry
The Mango
The Masseuse
The Movie
The Nose Job
The Old Man
The Outing
The Package
The Phone Message (going up for "coffee")
The Pick
The Pie
The Puffy Shirt
The Raincoats
The Rye
The Secretary
The Shoes
The Smelly Car
The Sniffing Accountant
The Stall (phone sex)
The Stock Tip (weekend trip with gf)
The Stand-In
The Stranded
The Subway
The Truth
The Virgin
The Voice
The Wait Out
The Watch
The Wink

Family Friendly Seinfeld

2010-10-17T21:56:00.000-07:00

Here are the episodes of Seinfeld that I have found that are family friendly (comments in parentheses). Anyone know of more? Feel free to comment with suggestions. Thanks.

The Andrea Doria
The Barber
The Bizarro Jerry
The Bottle Deposit Part 1
The Cafe
The Calzone
The Checks
The Couch
The Dog
The Fatigues
The Fire
The Foundation
The Marine Biologist
The Millenium (body suit man)
The Mom and Pop Store
The Muffin Tops
The Pez Dispenser
The Pitch
The Pledge Drive (man thought to be gay, people giving "the finger")
The Scofflaw
The Secret Code
The Soul Mate (vasectomies integral to the plot)
The Soup
The Soup Nazi

Clean Seinfeld Episodes

Seinfeld episodes with/without objectionable content

Family Friendly Seinfeld