tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10452424512252197322024-03-19T16:32:45.358-07:00Clean Seinfeld EpisodesA completely subjective analysis of the content of some episodes of Seinfeld. The primary purpose of this is to provide a list of episodes that are family-friendly or "clean" so that the humor of the show can be enjoyed by families who would rather not watch jokes that are sex-related.Paul Shippyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09225336034930891067noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1045242451225219732.post-15507708660343008902021-08-15T21:56:00.062-07:002024-01-03T17:06:19.978-08:00Seinfeld episodes clean or not, ordered by season<p>In preparation for the release of Seinfeld on Netflix, I have revisited my list and am starting to fill out some more details. I have also decided to reorganize the list and order the episodes by season, rather than alphabetically. Enjoy!</p><p><br /></p>
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<thead><tr class="tableizer-firstrow"><td></td><th>Season 1</th><td> </td><td> </td></tr></thead><tbody>
<tr><td>1</td><td>"The Seinfeld Chronicles"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>2</td><td>"The Stake Out"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td>adult video discussed in first scene, Jerry calls himself a j....ss</td></tr>
<tr><td>3</td><td>"The Robbery"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td>opening routine about the middle finger, mention of sexual activity in the tub</td></tr>
<tr><td>4</td><td>"Male Unbonding"</td><td>Almost Clean </td><td>worst words to hear are "who's bra is this?" </td></tr>
<tr><td>5</td><td>"The Stock Tip"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td>weekend trip with gf</td></tr>
<tr><td> </td><th>Season 2</th><td> </td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>1</td><td>"The Ex-Girlfriend"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>2</td><td>"The Pony Remark"</td><td>Almost Clean </td><td>George mentions "never having sex again." </td></tr>
<tr><td>3</td><td>"The Jacket"</td><td>Almost Clean </td><td>Elaine's father says sob</td></tr>
<tr><td>4</td><td>"The Phone Message"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td>going up for "coffee"</td></tr>
<tr><td>5</td><td>"The Apartment"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>6</td><td>"The Statue"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td>1 reference to sex</td></tr>
<tr><td>7</td><td>"The Revenge"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td>Elaine flirts about being naked everywhere and sleeping around</td></tr>
<tr><td>8</td><td>"The Heart Attack"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>9</td><td>"The Deal"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td>Plot revolves around Jerry and Elaine sleeping together after seeing porn </td></tr>
<tr><td>10</td><td>"The Baby Shower"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td>Mention of nudity and "lovin'" in play, nudity on TV </td></tr>
<tr><td>11</td><td>"The Chinese Restaurant"</td><td>Almost Clean </td><td>George describes fooling around with Tatiana </td></tr>
<tr><td>12</td><td>"The Busboy"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td>Plot with Elaine revolves around guy staying with her.</td></tr>
<tr><td> </td><th>Season 3</th><td> </td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>1</td><td>"The Note"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td>Plot with George revolves around him feeling something sexual when massaged by a man </td></tr>
<tr><td>2</td><td>"The Truth"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>3</td><td>"The Pen"</td><td>Clean </td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>4</td><td>"The Dog"</td><td>Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>5</td><td>"The Library"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>6</td><td>"The Parking Garage"</td><td>Almost Clean </td><td>Urinating in public, mention of "your mother is a whore" as the final punchline in last monologue. </td></tr>
<tr><td>7</td><td>"The Café"</td><td>Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>8</td><td>"The Tape"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td>Plot revolves around tape with erotic message on it </td></tr>
<tr><td>9</td><td>"The Nose Job"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>10</td><td>"The Stranded"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>11</td><td>"The Alternate Side"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td>h word, mention of sex with older man </td></tr>
<tr><td>12</td><td>"The Red Dot"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td>sex with the cleaning lady </td></tr>
<tr><td>13</td><td>"The Subway"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>14</td><td>"The Pez Dispenser"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td>mention of getting some "hand" </td></tr>
<tr><td>15</td><td>"The Suicide"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td>mention of swimsuit models nude, couple moving in together</td></tr>
<tr><td>16</td><td>"The Fix-Up"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>17</td><td>"The Boyfriend"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td>what the h are you two talking about, d word, sex with tall women</td></tr>
<tr><td>18</td><td>"The New Friend"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td>part 2 of above </td></tr>
<tr><td>19</td><td>"The Limo"</td><td>Almost Clean </td><td>a word</td></tr>
<tr><td>20</td><td>"The Good Samaritan"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>21</td><td>"The Letter"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>22</td><td>"The Parking Space"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td>a word</td></tr>
<tr><td>23</td><td>"The Keys"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td>Kramer and girl in Jerry's bedroom, h word, Kramer flirting with truck driver</td></tr>
<tr><td> </td><th>Season 4</th><td> </td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>1</td><td>"The Trip (Part 1)"</td><td>Almost clean</td><td>Skip the first scene</td></tr>
<tr><td>2</td><td>"The Trip (Part 2)"</td><td>Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>3</td><td>"The Pitch"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td>1 reference to masturbation </td></tr>
<tr><td>4</td><td>"The Ticket"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td>1 reference to masturbation</td></tr>
<tr><td>5</td><td>"The Wallet"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td>sexual references</td></tr>
<tr><td>6</td><td>"The Watch"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>7</td><td>"The Bubble Boy"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td>premise of unmarried couples travelling for the weekend, suggestion of Elaine sleeping naked with Jerry</td></tr>
<tr><td>8</td><td>"The Cheever Letters"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>9</td><td>"The Opera"</td><td>Clean </td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>10</td><td>"The Virgin"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>11</td><td>"The Contest"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td>plot centers around masturbation </td></tr>
<tr><td>12</td><td>"The Airport"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td>first scene mentions "cheap hooker", model describes photoshoot</td></tr>
<tr><td>13</td><td>"The Pick"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>14</td><td>"The Movie"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>15</td><td>"The Visa"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td>1 reference to sex</td></tr>
<tr><td>16</td><td>"The Shoes"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>17</td><td>"The Outing"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>18</td><td>"The Old Man"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>19</td><td>"The Implant"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>20</td><td>"The Junior Mint"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td>female body parts</td></tr>
<tr><td>21</td><td>"The Smelly Car"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>22</td><td>"The Handicap Spot"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td>s o b</td></tr>
<tr><td>23-24</td><td>"The Pilot"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td> </td><th>Season 5</th><td> </td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>1</td><td>"The Mango"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>2</td><td>"The Puffy Shirt"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>3</td><td>"The Glasses"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td>one use of s o b in the last line of the show</td></tr>
<tr><td>4</td><td>"The Sniffing Accountant"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>5</td><td>"The Bris"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>6</td><td>"The Lip Reader"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td>d word, mixing up six and sex </td></tr>
<tr><td>7</td><td>"The Non-Fat Yogurt"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td>h word, f word (bleeped, but part of plot), mention of sex with oreos</td></tr>
<tr><td>8</td><td>"The Barber"</td><td>Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>9</td><td>"The Masseuse"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>10</td><td>"The Cigar Store Indian"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>11</td><td>"The Conversion"</td><td>Almost Clean </td><td>lots of making out </td></tr>
<tr><td>12</td><td>"The Stall"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td>phone sex</td></tr>
<tr><td>13</td><td>"The Dinner Party"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td>"s. o. b." (as initials) in opening monologue, buying dirty magazine and reading from it </td></tr>
<tr><td>14</td><td>"The Marine Biologist"</td><td>Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>15</td><td>"The Pie"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>16</td><td>"The Stand-In"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>17</td><td>"The Wife"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td>gf sleeping w/Jerry</td></tr>
<tr><td>18-19</td><td>"The Raincoats"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>20</td><td>"The Fire"</td><td>Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>21</td><td>"The Hamptons"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>22</td><td>"The Opposite"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td>"are you sure you don't want to come up?", "sex with cleaning woman" and "moving in together"</td></tr>
<tr><td> </td><th>Season 6</th><td> </td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>1</td><td>"The Chaperone"</td><td>Almost Clean </td><td>opening bit mentions sex, "oh shut the <bleep> up," mention of sleeping with our country's enemy's leader</td></tr>
<tr><td>2</td><td>"The Big Salad"</td><td>Almost Clean </td><td>d word in final line of show </td></tr>
<tr><td>3</td><td>"The Pledge Drive"</td><td>Clean</td><td>man thought to be gay, people giving "the finger"</td></tr>
<tr><td>4</td><td>"The Chinese Woman"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>5</td><td>"The Couch"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td> references abortion </td></tr>
<tr><td>6</td><td>"The Gymnast"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>7</td><td>"The Soup"</td><td>Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>8</td><td>"The Mom & Pop Store"</td><td>Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>9</td><td>"The Secretary"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>10</td><td>"The Race"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td>George "lost his virginity"</td></tr>
<tr><td>11</td><td>"The Switch"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>12</td><td>"The Label Maker"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>13</td><td>"The Scofflaw"</td><td>Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>14-15</td><td>"The Highlights of 100"</td><td> </td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>16</td><td>"The Beard"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>17</td><td>"The Kiss Hello"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>18</td><td>"The Doorman"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>19</td><td>"The Jimmy"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>20</td><td>"The Doodle"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>21</td><td>"The Fusilli Jerry"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>22</td><td>"The Diplomat's Club"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>23</td><td>"The Face Painter"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>24</td><td>"The Understudy"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td>One brief groping incident in the car with Mr. Costanza - skippable</td></tr>
<tr><td> </td><th>Season 7</th><td> </td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>1</td><td>"The Engagement"</td><td>Almost Clean </td><td>unmarried couple in bed, 1 omg</td></tr>
<tr><td>2</td><td>"The Postponement"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td>scene with discussion of make up sex and conjugal visits </td></tr>
<tr><td>3</td><td>"The Maestro"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td>makeout session, lawyer uses d word at least three times </td></tr>
<tr><td>4</td><td>"The Wink"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>5</td><td>"The Hot Tub"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td>bastards, SOBs, hell</td></tr>
<tr><td>6</td><td>"The Soup Nazi"</td><td>Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>7</td><td>"The Secret Code"</td><td>Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>8</td><td>"The Pool Guy"</td><td>Almost Clean </td><td>mention of women tickling each other in underwear</td></tr>
<tr><td>9</td><td>"The Sponge"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>10</td><td>"The Gum"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>11</td><td>"The Rye"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>12</td><td>"The Caddy"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>13</td><td>"The Seven"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td>1 reference to sex</td></tr>
<tr><td>14-15</td><td>"The Cadillac"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td>engaged couple living together, affair, reference to sex</td></tr>
<tr><td>16</td><td>"The Shower Head"</td><td>Almost Clean </td><td>2 references to sex </td></tr>
<tr><td>17</td><td>"The Doll"</td><td>Almost Clean </td><td>Couple kissing in bed </td></tr>
<tr><td>18</td><td>"The Friars Club"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>19</td><td>"The Wig Master"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>20</td><td>"The Calzone"</td><td>Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>21-22</td><td>"The Bottle Deposit"</td><td>Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>23</td><td>"The Wait Out"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>24</td><td>"The Invitations"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td>death</td></tr>
<tr><td> </td><th>Season 8</th><td> </td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>1</td><td>"The Foundation"</td><td>Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>2</td><td>"The Soul Mate"</td><td>Clean</td><td>Vasectomies integral to the plot</td></tr>
<tr><td>3</td><td>"The Bizarro Jerry"</td><td>Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>4</td><td>"The Little Kicks"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td>mentions film with excessive sexual content</td></tr>
<tr><td>5</td><td>"The Package"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>6</td><td>"The Fatigues"</td><td>Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>7</td><td>"The Checks"</td><td>Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>8</td><td>"The Chicken Roaster"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td>"you should sleep with him"</td></tr>
<tr><td>9</td><td>"The Abstinence"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>10</td><td>"The Andrea Doria"</td><td>Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>11</td><td>"The Little Jerry"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>12</td><td>"The Money"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>13</td><td>"The Comeback"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>14</td><td>"The Van Buren Boys"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td>Jerry talks about spending the weekend with his gf</td></tr>
<tr><td>15</td><td>"The Susie"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td>fine until Mr. Pederman's comments at the memorial service toward the end</td></tr>
<tr><td>16</td><td>"The Pothole"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td>scene w/ gf&bf in bathrobes</td></tr>
<tr><td>17</td><td>"The English Patient"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>18</td><td>"The Nap"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td>using the mattress, dirty magazine</td></tr>
<tr><td>19</td><td>"The Yada Yada"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>20</td><td>"The Millennium"</td><td>Clean</td><td>body suit man</td></tr>
<tr><td>21</td><td>"The Muffin Tops"</td><td>Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>22</td><td>"The Summer of George"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td> </td><th>Season 9</th><td> </td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>1</td><td>"The Butter Shave"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td>d word, h word, mention of porn star</td></tr>
<tr><td>2</td><td>"The Voice"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>3</td><td>"The Serenity Now"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>4</td><td>"The Blood"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>5</td><td>"The Junk Mail"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>6</td><td>"The Merv Griffin Show"</td><td>Almost Clean </td><td>mention of sex w/gf </td></tr>
<tr><td>7</td><td>"The Slicer"</td><td>Almost Clean </td><td>some language </td></tr>
<tr><td>8</td><td>"The Betrayal"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>9</td><td>"The Apology"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>10</td><td>"The Strike"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td>3 d words, hot date and sheets joke</td></tr>
<tr><td>11</td><td>"The Dealership"</td><td>Clean </td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>12</td><td>"The Reverse Peephole"</td><td>Almost Clean</td><td>implied adulterous affair</td></tr>
<tr><td>13</td><td>"The Cartoon"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>14</td><td>"The Strongbox"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>15</td><td>"The Wizard"</td><td>Clean </td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>16</td><td>"The Burning"</td><td>Almost Clean </td><td>Elaine going to hell for having a good time w/ bf, gonorrhea</td></tr>
<tr><td>17</td><td>"The Bookstore"</td><td>Almost Clean </td><td>making out, d word </td></tr>
<tr><td>18</td><td>"The Frogger"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td>Jerry sleeps with gf to avoid serial killer </td></tr>
<tr><td>19</td><td>"The Maid"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td>see plot... </td></tr>
<tr><td>20</td><td>"The Puerto Rican Day"</td><td>Clean </td><td>mention of pregnant unmarried girl </td></tr>
<tr><td>21</td><td>"The Chronicle"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>22</td><td>"The Clip Show"</td><td>Not Clean</td><td> </td></tr>
<tr><td>23-24</td><td>"The Finale"</td><td>Not Clean </td><td>Part I is clean.</td></tr>
</tbody></table>Paul Shippyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09225336034930891067noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1045242451225219732.post-82967482326523300992011-02-19T21:10:00.008-08:002023-01-02T13:39:17.690-08:00Seinfeld episodes with/without objectionable contentYes, there actually are clean episodes of Seinfeld. :) As I find more, I will add them.<div><br /></div><div><h2 style="text-align: left;">See the latest updates <a href="https://seinfeldcontent.blogspot.com/2021/08/full-list-of-seinfeld-episodes-by.html">here</a>.</h2>
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<b>Clean Episodes</b>
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<ul>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Andrea_Doria">The Andrea Doria</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Barber_%28Seinfeld_episode%29">The Barber</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bizarro_Jerry">The Bizarro Jerry</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bottle_Deposit_%28Seinfeld%29">The Bottle Deposit Part 1</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cafe_%28Seinfeld_episode%29">The Cafe</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Calzone">The Calzone</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Checks">The Checks</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Couch">The Couch</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dog_%28Seinfeld%29">The Dog</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fatigues">The Fatigues</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fire_%28Seinfeld%29">The Fire</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Foundation_%28Seinfeld%29">The Foundation</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Marine_Biologist">The Marine Biologist</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Millennium_%28Seinfeld%29">The Millenium</a> (body suit man)</li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mom_and_Pop_Store">The Mom and Pop Store</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Muffin_Tops">The Muffin Tops</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pledge_Drive">The Pledge Drive</a> (man thought to be gay, people giving "the finger")</li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scofflaw">The Scofflaw</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Secret_Code_%28Seinfeld%29">The Secret Code</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Soul_Mate">The Soul Mate</a> (Vasectomies integral to the plot)</li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Soup_%28Seinfeld%29">The Soup</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Soup_Nazi">The Soup Nazi</a></li>
</ul>
<b><br />Almost Clean Episodes</b>
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<ul>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_News_Bad_News">Good News Bad News</a></li><li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_Unbonding">Male Unbonding</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Airport">The Airport</a> (model describes photoshoot)</li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Butter_Shave">The Butter Shave</a> (d word, h word, mention of porn star)</li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chicken_Roaster">The Chicken Roaster</a> ("you should sleep with him")</li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Doorman">The Doorman</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_English_Patient_%28Seinfeld_episode%29">The English Patient</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Face_Painter">The Face Painter</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Glasses">The Glasses</a> (one use of s o b in the last line of the show)</li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Handicap_Spot">The Handicap Spot</a> (s o b)</li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Invitations">The Invitations</a> (death)</li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Junior_Mint">The Junior Mint</a> (female body parts)</li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Little_Kicks">The Little Kicks</a> (mentions film with excessive sexual content)</li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Maestro">The Maestro</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nap">The Nap</a> (using the mattress)</li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Opposite">The Opposite </a>("are you <i>sure</i> you don't want to come up?", "sex with cleaning woman" and "moving in together")</li><li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pitch_%28Seinfeld%29">The Pitch</a> (mention of masterbation)</li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pothole">The Pothole</a> (scene w/ gf&bf in bathrobes)</li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Race_%28Seinfeld%29">The Race</a> (George "lost his virginity")</li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Reverse_Peephole">The Reverse Peephole</a> (implied adulterous affair)</li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Seven">The Seven</a> (1 reference to sex)</li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Statue">The Statue</a> (1 reference to sex)</li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stake_Out_%28Seinfeld%29">The Stake Out</a> (adult video discussed in first scene, Jerry calls himself a j....ss)</li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Strike_%28Seinfeld%29">The Strike</a> (hot date and sheets joke)</li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Suicide_%28Seinfeld%29">The Suicide</a> (mention of swimsuit models nude, couple moving in together)</li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Susie">The Susie</a> (fine until Mr. Pederman's comments at the memorial service toward the end)</li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ticket_%28Seinfeld%29">The Ticket</a> (1 reference to masterbation)</li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Van_Buren_Boys">The Van Buren Boys</a> (Jerry talks about spending the weekend with his gf) </li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Visa">The Visa</a> (1 reference to sex)</li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wallet">The Wallet</a> (sexual references)</li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wife">The Wife</a> (gf sleeping w/Jerry)</li>
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<b><br />Definitely Not Clean Episodes</b>
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<ul>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Apartment_%28Seinfeld%29">The Apartment</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Apology_%28Seinfeld%29">The Apology</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blood_%28Seinfeld%29">The Blood</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bris">The Bris</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Caddy_%28Seinfeld%29">The Caddy</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cadillac">The Cadillac</a> (engaged couple living together, affair, reference to sex)</li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cartoon">The Cartoon</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cheever_Letters">The Cheever Letters</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chinese_Woman">The Chinese Woman</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cigar_Store_Indian">The Cigar-Store Indian</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Comeback_%28Seinfeld%29">The Comeback</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Diplomat%27s_Club">The Diplomat's Club</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ex-Girlfriend">The Ex-Girlfriend</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fix-Up">The Fix-Up</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fusilli_Jerry">The Fusilli Jerry</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Good_Samaritan_%28Seinfeld_episode%29">The Good Samaritan</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gymnast">The Gymnast</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Heart_Attack">The Heart Attack</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jimmy">The Jimmy</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Kiss_Hello">The Kiss Hello</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Label_Maker">The Label Maker</a></li><li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Letter_(Seinfeld)">The Letter</a> </li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Library_%28Seinfeld%29">The Library</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Little_Jerry">The Little Jerry</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mango">The Mango</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Masseuse_%28Seinfeld%29">The Masseuse</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Movie">The Movie</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nose_Job">The Nose Job</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Old_Man">The Old Man</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Outing">The Outing</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Package_%28Seinfeld%29">The Package</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Phone_Message">The Phone Message</a> (going up for "coffee")</li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pick">The Pick</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pie">The Pie</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Puffy_Shirt">The Puffy Shirt</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Raincoats_%28Seinfeld%29">The Raincoats</a></li><li><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Robbery">The Robbery</a><br /></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rye">The Rye</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Secretary">The Secretary</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shoes">The Shoes</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Smelly_Car">The Smelly Car</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sniffing_Accountant">The Sniffing Accountant</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stall">The Stall</a> (phone sex)</li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stock_Tip">The Stock Tip</a> (weekend trip with gf)</li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stand_In">The Stand-In</a> </li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stranded">The Stranded</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Subway_%28Seinfeld%29">The Subway</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Truth_%28Seinfeld_episode%29">The Truth</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Virgin_%28Seinfeld%29">The Virgin</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Voice_%28Seinfeld%29">The Voice</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wait_Out">The Wait Out</a> </li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Watch">The Watch</a></li>
<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wink_%28Seinfeld%29">The Wink</a></li>
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</tbody></table></div>Paul Shippyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09225336034930891067noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1045242451225219732.post-19102911500615124052010-10-17T21:56:00.003-07:002022-05-09T13:28:17.521-07:00Family Friendly SeinfeldHere are the episodes of Seinfeld that I have found that are family friendly (comments in parentheses). Anyone know of more? Feel free to comment with suggestions. Thanks.<div><br /></div><div><h2 style="text-align: left;">See the latest updates <a href="https://seinfeldcontent.blogspot.com/2021/08/full-list-of-seinfeld-episodes-by.html">here</a>.</h2>
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<li><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Andrea_Doria">The Andrea Doria</a></li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Barber_%28Seinfeld_episode%29" style="color: #2288bb; text-decoration: none;">The Barber</a></li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bizarro_Jerry" style="color: #2288bb; text-decoration: none;">The Bizarro Jerry</a></li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bottle_Deposit_%28Seinfeld%29" style="color: #2288bb; text-decoration: none;">The Bottle Deposit Part 1</a></li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cafe_%28Seinfeld_episode%29" style="color: #2288bb; text-decoration: none;">The Cafe</a></li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Calzone" style="color: #2288bb; text-decoration: none;">The Calzone</a></li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Checks" style="color: #2288bb; text-decoration: none;">The Checks</a></li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Couch" style="color: #2288bb; text-decoration: none;">The Couch</a></li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dog_%28Seinfeld%29" style="color: #2288bb; text-decoration: none;">The Dog</a></li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fatigues" style="color: #2288bb; text-decoration: none;">The Fatigues</a></li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fire_%28Seinfeld%29" style="color: #2288bb; text-decoration: none;">The Fire</a></li>
<li style="margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Foundation_%28Seinfeld%29">The Foundation</a></li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Marine_Biologist" style="color: #2288bb; text-decoration: none;">The Marine Biologist</a></li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Millennium_%28Seinfeld%29" style="color: #2288bb; text-decoration: none;">The Millenium</a> (body suit man)</li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mom_and_Pop_Store" style="color: #2288bb; text-decoration: none;">The Mom and Pop Store</a></li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Muffin_Tops" style="color: #2288bb; text-decoration: none;">The Muffin Tops</a></li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pitch_%28Seinfeld%29" style="color: #2288bb; text-decoration: none;">The Pitch</a></li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pledge_Drive" style="color: #2288bb; text-decoration: none;">The Pledge Drive</a> (man thought to be gay, people giving "the finger")</li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scofflaw" style="color: #2288bb; text-decoration: none;">The Scofflaw</a></li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Secret_Code_%28Seinfeld%29" style="color: #2288bb; text-decoration: none;">The Secret Code</a></li>
<li style="margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Soul_Mate">The Soul Mate</a> (vasectomies integral to the plot) </li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Soup_%28Seinfeld%29" style="color: #2288bb; text-decoration: none;">The Soup</a></li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 0.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.25em; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Soup_Nazi" style="color: #2288bb; text-decoration: none;">The Soup Nazi</a></li>
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