Seinfeld episodes clean or not, ordered by season

In preparation for the release of Seinfeld on Netflix, I have revisited my list and am starting to fill out some more details. I have also decided to reorganize the list and order the episodes by season, rather than alphabetically. Enjoy!

	Season 1
1	"The Seinfeld Chronicles"	Almost Clean
2	"The Stake Out"	Almost Clean	adult video discussed in first scene, Jerry calls himself a j....ss
3	"The Robbery"	Not Clean	opening routine about the middle finger, mention of sexual activity in the tub
4	"Male Unbonding"	Almost Clean	worst words to hear are "who's bra is this?"
5	"The Stock Tip"	Not Clean	weekend trip with gf
	Season 2
1	"The Ex-Girlfriend"	Not Clean
2	"The Pony Remark"	Almost Clean	George mentions "never having sex again."
3	"The Jacket"	Almost Clean	Elaine's father says sob
4	"The Phone Message"	Not Clean	going up for "coffee"
5	"The Apartment"	Not Clean
6	"The Statue"	Almost Clean	1 reference to sex
7	"The Revenge"	Not Clean	Elaine flirts about being naked everywhere and sleeping around
8	"The Heart Attack"	Not Clean
9	"The Deal"	Not Clean	Plot revolves around Jerry and Elaine sleeping together after seeing porn
10	"The Baby Shower"	Not Clean	Mention of nudity and "lovin'" in play, nudity on TV
11	"The Chinese Restaurant"	Almost Clean	George describes fooling around with Tatiana
12	"The Busboy"	Not Clean	Plot with Elaine revolves around guy staying with her.
	Season 3
1	"The Note"	Not Clean	Plot with George revolves around him feeling something sexual when massaged by a man
2	"The Truth"	Not Clean
3	"The Pen"	Clean
4	"The Dog"	Clean
5	"The Library"	Not Clean
6	"The Parking Garage"	Almost Clean	Urinating in public, mention of "your mother is a whore" as the final punchline in last monologue.
7	"The Café"	Clean
8	"The Tape"	Not Clean	Plot revolves around tape with erotic message on it
9	"The Nose Job"	Not Clean
10	"The Stranded"	Not Clean
11	"The Alternate Side"	Not Clean	h word, mention of sex with older man
12	"The Red Dot"	Not Clean	sex with the cleaning lady
13	"The Subway"	Not Clean
14	"The Pez Dispenser"	Almost Clean	mention of getting some "hand"
15	"The Suicide"	Almost Clean	mention of swimsuit models nude, couple moving in together
16	"The Fix-Up"	Not Clean
17	"The Boyfriend"	Not Clean	what the h are you two talking about, d word, sex with tall women
18	"The New Friend"	Not Clean	part 2 of above
19	"The Limo"	Almost Clean	a word
20	"The Good Samaritan"	Not Clean
21	"The Letter"	Not Clean
22	"The Parking Space"	Almost Clean	starts with a graphic joke in the stand-up intro scene about a bachelor party and a stripper, and also a word
23	"The Keys"	Almost Clean	Kramer and girl in Jerry's bedroom, h word, Kramer flirting with truck driver
	Season 4
1	"The Trip (Part 1)"	Almost clean	Skip the first scene
2	"The Trip (Part 2)"	Clean
3	"The Pitch"	Almost Clean	1 reference to masturbation
4	"The Ticket"	Almost Clean	1 reference to masturbation
5	"The Wallet"	Almost Clean	sexual references
6	"The Watch"	Not Clean
7	"The Bubble Boy"	Not Clean	premise of unmarried couples travelling for the weekend, suggestion of Elaine sleeping naked with Jerry
8	"The Cheever Letters"	Not Clean
9	"The Opera"	Clean
10	"The Virgin"	Not Clean
11	"The Contest"	Not Clean	plot centers around masturbation
12	"The Airport"	Almost Clean	first scene mentions "cheap hooker", model describes photoshoot
13	"The Pick"	Not Clean
14	"The Movie"	Not Clean
15	"The Visa"	Almost Clean	1 reference to sex
16	"The Shoes"	Not Clean
17	"The Outing"	Not Clean
18	"The Old Man"	Not Clean
19	"The Implant"	Not Clean
20	"The Junior Mint"	Almost Clean	female body parts
21	"The Smelly Car"	Not Clean
22	"The Handicap Spot"	Almost Clean	s o b
23-24	"The Pilot"	Not Clean
	Season 5
1	"The Mango"	Not Clean
2	"The Puffy Shirt"	Not Clean
3	"The Glasses"	Almost Clean	one use of s o b in the last line of the show
4	"The Sniffing Accountant"	Not Clean
5	"The Bris"	Not Clean
6	"The Lip Reader"	Not Clean	d word, mixing up six and sex
7	"The Non-Fat Yogurt"	Not Clean	h word, f word (bleeped, but part of plot), mention of sex with oreos
8	"The Barber"	Clean
9	"The Masseuse"	Not Clean
10	"The Cigar Store Indian"	Not Clean
11	"The Conversion"	Almost Clean	lots of making out
12	"The Stall"	Not Clean	phone sex
13	"The Dinner Party"	Not Clean	"s. o. b." (as initials) in opening monologue, buying dirty magazine and reading from it
14	"The Marine Biologist"	Clean
15	"The Pie"	Not Clean
16	"The Stand-In"	Not Clean
17	"The Wife"	Almost Clean	gf sleeping w/Jerry
18-19	"The Raincoats"	Not Clean
20	"The Fire"	Clean
21	"The Hamptons"	Not Clean
22	"The Opposite"	Almost Clean	"are you sure you don't want to come up?", "sex with cleaning woman" and "moving in together"
	Season 6
1	"The Chaperone"	Almost Clean	opening bit mentions sex, "oh shut the <bleep> up,"  mention of sleeping with our country's enemy's leader
2	"The Big Salad"	Almost Clean	d word in final line of show
3	"The Pledge Drive"	Clean	man thought to be gay, people giving "the finger"
4	"The Chinese Woman"	Not Clean
5	"The Couch"	Almost Clean	references abortion
6	"The Gymnast"	Not Clean
7	"The Soup"	Clean
8	"The Mom & Pop Store"	Clean
9	"The Secretary"	Not Clean
10	"The Race"	Almost Clean	George "lost his virginity"
11	"The Switch"	Not Clean
12	"The Label Maker"	Not Clean
13	"The Scofflaw"	Clean
14-15	"The Highlights of 100"
16	"The Beard"	Not Clean
17	"The Kiss Hello"	Not Clean
18	"The Doorman"	Almost Clean
19	"The Jimmy"	Not Clean
20	"The Doodle"	Not Clean
21	"The Fusilli Jerry"	Not Clean
22	"The Diplomat's Club"	Not Clean
23	"The Face Painter"	Almost Clean
24	"The Understudy"	Almost Clean	One brief groping incident in the car with Mr. Costanza - skippable
	Season 7
1	"The Engagement"	Almost Clean	unmarried couple in bed, 1 omg
2	"The Postponement"	Not Clean	scene with discussion of make up sex and conjugal visits
3	"The Maestro"	Almost Clean	makeout session, lawyer uses d word at least three times
4	"The Wink"	Not Clean
5	"The Hot Tub"	Not Clean	bastards, SOBs, hell
6	"The Soup Nazi"	Clean
7	"The Secret Code"	Clean
8	"The Pool Guy"	Almost Clean	mention of women tickling each other in underwear
9	"The Sponge"	Not Clean
10	"The Gum"	Not Clean
11	"The Rye"	Not Clean
12	"The Caddy"	Not Clean
13	"The Seven"	Almost Clean	1 reference to sex
14-15	"The Cadillac"	Not Clean	engaged couple living together, affair, reference to sex
16	"The Shower Head"	Almost Clean	2 references to sex
17	"The Doll"	Almost Clean	Couple kissing in bed
18	"The Friars Club"	Not Clean
19	"The Wig Master"	Not Clean
20	"The Calzone"	Clean
21-22	"The Bottle Deposit"	Clean
23	"The Wait Out"	Not Clean
24	"The Invitations"	Almost Clean	death
	Season 8
1	"The Foundation"	Clean
2	"The Soul Mate"	Clean	Vasectomies integral to the plot
3	"The Bizarro Jerry"	Clean
4	"The Little Kicks"	Almost Clean	mentions film with excessive sexual content
5	"The Package"	Not Clean
6	"The Fatigues"	Clean
7	"The Checks"	Clean
8	"The Chicken Roaster"	Almost Clean	"you should sleep with him"
9	"The Abstinence"	Not Clean
10	"The Andrea Doria"	Clean
11	"The Little Jerry"	Not Clean
12	"The Money"	Not Clean
13	"The Comeback"	Not Clean
14	"The Van Buren Boys"	Almost Clean	Jerry talks about spending the weekend with his gf
15	"The Susie"	Almost Clean	fine until Mr. Pederman's comments at the memorial service toward the end
16	"The Pothole"	Almost Clean	scene w/ gf&bf in bathrobes
17	"The English Patient"	Almost Clean
18	"The Nap"	Almost Clean	using the mattress, dirty magazine
19	"The Yada Yada"	Not Clean
20	"The Millennium"	Clean	body suit man
21	"The Muffin Tops"	Clean
22	"The Summer of George"	Not Clean
	Season 9
1	"The Butter Shave"	Almost Clean	d word, h word, mention of porn star
2	"The Voice"	Not Clean
3	"The Serenity Now"	Not Clean
4	"The Blood"	Not Clean
5	"The Junk Mail"	Not Clean
6	"The Merv Griffin Show"	Almost Clean	mention of sex w/gf
7	"The Slicer"	Almost Clean	some language
8	"The Betrayal"	Not Clean
9	"The Apology"	Not Clean
10	"The Strike"	Almost Clean	3 d words, hot date and sheets joke
11	"The Dealership"	Clean
12	"The Reverse Peephole"	Almost Clean	implied adulterous affair
13	"The Cartoon"	Not Clean
14	"The Strongbox"	Not Clean
15	"The Wizard"	Clean
16	"The Burning"	Almost Clean	Elaine going to hell for having a good time w/ bf, gonorrhea
17	"The Bookstore"	Almost Clean	making out, d word
18	"The Frogger"	Not Clean	Jerry sleeps with gf to avoid serial killer
19	"The Maid"	Not Clean	see plot...
20	"The Puerto Rican Day"	Clean	mention of pregnant unmarried girl
21	"The Chronicle"	Not Clean
22	"The Clip Show"	Not Clean
23-24	"The Finale"	Not Clean	Part I is clean.