Seinfeld episodes with/without objectionable content

Yes, there actually are clean episodes of Seinfeld. :) As I find more, I will add them.

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Clean Episodes

• The Andrea Doria
• The Barber
• The Bizarro Jerry
• The Bottle Deposit Part 1
• The Cafe
• The Calzone
• The Checks
• The Couch
• The Dog
• The Fatigues
• The Fire
• The Foundation
• The Marine Biologist
• The Millenium (body suit man)
• The Mom and Pop Store
• The Muffin Tops
• The Pledge Drive (man thought to be gay, people giving "the finger")
• The Scofflaw
• The Secret Code
• The Soul Mate (Vasectomies integral to the plot)
• The Soup
• The Soup Nazi

Almost Clean Episodes

• Good News Bad News
• Male Unbonding
• The Airport (model describes photoshoot)
• The Butter Shave (d word, h word, mention of porn star)
• The Chicken Roaster ("you should sleep with him")
• The Doorman
• The English Patient
• The Face Painter
• The Glasses (one use of s o b in the last line of the show)
• The Handicap Spot (s o b)
• The Invitations (death)
• The Junior Mint (female body parts)
• The Little Kicks (mentions film with excessive sexual content)
• The Maestro
• The Nap (using the mattress)
• The Opposite ("are you sure you don't want to come up?", "sex with cleaning woman" and "moving in together")
• The Pitch (mention of masterbation)
• The Pothole (scene w/ gf&bf in bathrobes)
• The Race (George "lost his virginity")
• The Reverse Peephole (implied adulterous affair)
• The Seven (1 reference to sex)
• The Statue (1 reference to sex)
• The Stake Out (adult video discussed in first scene, Jerry calls himself a j....ss)
• The Strike (hot date and sheets joke)
• The Suicide (mention of swimsuit models nude, couple moving in together)
• The Susie (fine until Mr. Pederman's comments at the memorial service toward the end)
• The Ticket (1 reference to masterbation)
• The Van Buren Boys (Jerry talks about spending the weekend with his gf)
• The Visa (1 reference to sex)
• The Wallet (sexual references)
• The Wife (gf sleeping w/Jerry)

Definitely Not Clean Episodes

• The Apartment
• The Apology
• The Blood
• The Bris
• The Caddy
• The Cadillac (engaged couple living together, affair, reference to sex)
• The Cartoon
• The Cheever Letters
• The Chinese Woman
• The Cigar-Store Indian
• The Comeback
• The Diplomat's Club
• The Ex-Girlfriend
• The Fix-Up
• The Fusilli Jerry
• The Good Samaritan
• The Gymnast
• The Heart Attack
• The Jimmy
• The Kiss Hello
• The Label Maker
• The Letter 
• The Library
• The Little Jerry
• The Mango
• The Masseuse
• The Movie
• The Nose Job
• The Old Man
• The Outing
• The Package
• The Phone Message (going up for "coffee")
• The Pick
• The Pie
• The Puffy Shirt
• The Raincoats
• The Robbery
  
• The Rye
• The Secretary
• The Shoes
• The Smelly Car
• The Sniffing Accountant
• The Stall (phone sex)
• The Stock Tip (weekend trip with gf)
• The Stand-In
• The Stranded
• The Subway
• The Truth
• The Virgin
• The Voice
• The Wait Out
• The Watch
• The Wink

Family Friendly Seinfeld

Here are the episodes of Seinfeld that I have found that are family friendly (comments in parentheses). Anyone know of more? Feel free to comment with suggestions. Thanks.

See the latest updates here.

• The Andrea Doria
• The Barber
• The Bizarro Jerry
• The Bottle Deposit Part 1
• The Cafe
• The Calzone
• The Checks
• The Couch
• The Dog
• The Fatigues
• The Fire
• The Foundation
• The Marine Biologist
• The Millenium (body suit man)
• The Mom and Pop Store
• The Muffin Tops
• The Pitch
• The Pledge Drive (man thought to be gay, people giving "the finger")
• The Scofflaw
• The Secret Code
• The Soul Mate (vasectomies integral to the plot)
• The Soup
• The Soup Nazi